I know I know this is a blog for reviewing products with my hopefully valuable opinion but sometimes you gotta wish these websites existed to improve your life and daily needs.
Neighborexchange.com
You ever have that obnoxious or jerk of a neighbor who you wanna slap to next Wednesday? You know that old grouchy man who lives next door and yells at everyone for stupid reasons like your kids being just an inch too close to his lawn?! Or that nosy neighbor gossip queen who would stand next to your open kitchen window to catch all the dirt on your stressful life if she could? How about that apartment neighbor above you who is so loud and stomps around the house like a hoard of Elephants or blares music at 3am and you have work at 6am?!
What if there was a website for exchanging neighbors that gives you categories to pick from for your ideal neighbor? Such as current career path, drinks and does drugs or not, has kids your kids ages or even their age group? How nice would that be huh?! Then the next day you wake up and that grouch is gone not dead but swapped rapidly like magic with a nice kind couple who had two kids your children's age!
SkillsForHire.com
A website that chooses you for their company based on your experience or skills and not the degree you don't have for 5+ years or base you as a human on what you look like (Yeah you girl with the nose ring) because you know and they know you're worth more than being judged by appearance and they want to know your skills instead of turning you away the moment you come in for an application.
MinimumBalancer.com
A website that pays you the difference once a month based on your skill level and years of working in that skill area plus the years you spent wasting away working as a Waitress or Cashier at Walmart. So say you worked 5 years at Walmart as a Cashier got paid $8.00 an hour for 35 hours a week but have 10 years of customer service experience they'd send you a check in the mail based on this information of $250 or more! Boy wouldn't that help you out a lot with bills.
BusinessLadies.com
Sounds like a silly site name but imagine this you own (probably do) a really nice business/store etc but it takes so long to get it set up every day and to organize the paper work and much more; these amazing group of women come in every day for less than $50 a month to zip through your store and filing cabinet to do all this work for you and get it all complete in an hours or less no more waking up at 5am to get the store ready for 8am!
ChildScolder.com
Have that naughty child or teen that just doesn't get what "stop doing this or that" means or what being grounded means so they try and sneak out of the house at night? Well this is a site full of women who are pros at discipline and for $30 just ONCE and they will leave with you having the most obedient nicest child you thought would never come to exist!
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